Notey notes.

Lately I’ve had to write myself a lot of notes to get crap done. And I’ve realized the more funny or ironic my notes are, the more likely I am to accomplish said task. That’s weird, I know. But whatever.

I am not the least bit ashamed to admit I have real trouble waking up, and am the worst snoozer ever, sometimes hitting the button for one+ hours. To wake up, I’ve written myself such fantastic notes as:

- WAKE THE HELL UP! Do something with your life.
- WAKE UP YOU DUMMY.
- WAKE UP! You have to hike with Maggie. (sadly unsuccessful, but I think we at least made it to the Global Village part of our adventure.)
- WAKE UP AND SHOWER. You smell.

These are always strategically placed over my alarm clock so I can’t see the time. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t. Lately I’ve been really bad about forgetting to take my allergy medicine in the morning, and I end up sniffling and being miserable all day. You’d think I’d remember this in the morning, but I’m not the clearest of thinkers in early hours of the day, so I resort to:

I cannot forget the achoo’s and miserable eyes with that staring at me in the mirror!

Like most things in my life, including mix cd names, I don’t write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head you know what I’m saying, I can do that. No disrespect. But that’s how I am.